Finish: foil
Text: Whenever Scrappy Bruiser attacks, up to one target attacking creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.)
Flavor: "My flesh is an affront to existence? Come say that to my fist, you bloated rust bucket."
—Koko, Riveteers welder
