Finish: foil
Text: Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and 
no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip 
(: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Flavor: "Start with small, careful steps. I've had customers accidentally jog themselves halfway across the continent in these things."
—Norris, arcane cobbler